Only one tribe
Father Abraham, whom have you in heaven? Any Episcopalians? “No.”
Any Presbyterians?
“No.”
Have you any (Pentecostals)? “No.”
Have you any Methodists? “No!” “no!” “no!!”
Whom have you there?
“We don’t know…
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